This section contains some songs that are just for fun -- though there may be some seriousness hidden in there, too, if you don't watch out.
Give me that old-time religion,
Give me that (clap) old-time religion,
Give me that real old-time religion;
It's good enough for me!
We will all bow down to Venus
As we dance upon Mt. Xenos
We will worship with our... voices
And that's good enough for me!
Let us raise a toast to Bacchus,
We will raise a royal ruckus,
Then we'll lay us down and fuck us
And that's good enough for me!
We will venerate old Hermes
With his staff entwined with wormies
Warding off the nasty germies
And that's good enough for me!
In the temple of Aphrodite
The Priestess wears a see-through nightie
She's a mighty righteous sightie,
And she's good enough for me!
We will have a mighty orgy
In the honor of Astarte
It'll be a mighty party
And it's good enough for me!
We will follow Zarathustra
Zarathustra like we usta
I'm a Zarathustra boosta!
And that's good enough for me!
We will worship like the Druids,
Dancing naked through the woo-ids,
Drinking strange fermented fluids,
And that's good enough for me!
Well, the Christians all are humming
Cause they say their God is coming,
Our God's come two times this evening,
And the Goddess thirty-three!
Our High Priestess ain't no virgin,
Her big toes keep on divergin',
In Great Rites she needs no urgin’
But she's good enough for me!
Our High Priest thinks he is Conan,
But he cannot keep a bone-on;
He resorts to the Rite of Onan,
But he's good enough for me!
Let's all go skyclad all together,
Dance the Circle round the heather,
Never mind the freezing weather,
And that's good enough for me!
Oh they say its knife and chalice
But we know its quim and phallus
In the woods or in the palace
And that's good enough for me!
In the face of Inquisition,
We maintained an Opposition,
And preserved the Old Tradition,
And that's good enough for me!
We survived the conflagration
And emerged with jubilation
In a new reincarnation
And that's good enough for me!
When the fundies say we're sinning
I don't care, 'cause we are winning
This is only the beginning
And that's good enough for me!
In perfect love and trust,
We shall rise up from the dust,
And become the upper crust,
And that's good enough for me!